"Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it." Matthew 7:13
Jesus said..."I am the way..." John 14:6
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same old story...








Scientist: "I can make anything you can."


God: "Oh yeah? Make a man."


Scientist: "No problem." He reaches down for a handful of dirt.


God: "No, no, no. Go get your own dirt."





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Man: "When comes the revolution, there will be peaches and cream
            for everyone."

Little Girl: "But I don't like peaches and cream!"

Man: "When comes the revolution, you will eat peaches
           and cream and you will like it!"
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